Shellie Schmals: Getting to Know the Bad Bitches from Hyde and Team Luis Present Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH

by jayneoconnor

shellieUsing the questions from the board game “Real People” HydeATL gets to know the real people behind the readers and performers at Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH.

In this installment we get to know the emcee for Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH, Shellie Schmals. Shellie Schmals is a renaissance “bad bitch.” She is a model, actress, and event producer. You can see Shellie on stage at Relapse Theater with Post Modern Collapse Sketch Comedy Troupe, and  her alter ego  Baroness VONschmalhausen performs as an MC for the burlesque troupe  Minette Magnifique .

OCCUPATION: Girl who does Stuff.
CHILDHOOD NICKNAME: Dork. A term my sister still uses into adulthood.
A SECRET FANTASY: To hop in a rig with BJ Mackey + travel around with his best friend Bear.
UNUSUAL FACT: Never eaten an olive.
PET PEEVE: Cracking knuckles, cracking necks. Makes. Me. CRINGGGGE.

I’D LIKE TO MEET:Mae West – cause she’s awesome.
PERSONAL MOTTO: Anything less than the best is a felony. – Vanilla Ice
MOST PROUD OF: Knowing all the words to “Ice Ice Baby”.
REPUTATION IN HIGH SCHOOL: Most unnoticed.
THREE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE ME: Hope Springs Eternal.

Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH is December 20th at the Star Bar in Little 5 Points. A female spectrum review, apocaBITCH, will feature comedy, drag, burlesque, film, poetry, and essays as well as musical performances and followed by the End of the World Party.

The Star Community Bar is located at 437 Moreland Avenue NE, Atlanta.

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