Zopari Kristjanson: Getting to Know Your Bad Bitches

by jayneoconnor

Using the questions from the board game “Real People” HydeATL gets to know the real people behind the readers and performers at Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH.

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In this instalment of “Getting to Know Your Bad Bitches” we talk to  Zopari Kristjanson. Zopari Kristjanson is a saleslady, part-time performer and bon vivant.  She is currently working on the BabeAbility video series that aims to help Atlanta women “Maximize their Allure” through Black Magic and the Arts. Please dance with her.

OCCUPATION: Scout/Cheerleader/Dilettante

CHILDHOOD NICKNAME: Punkin’ Pie

A SECRET FANTASY: Getting tied to a railroad track by a Tex Avery wolf.

UNUSUAL FACT: My Grandfather introduced Tennis to Mizoram.

PET PEEVE: Sloppy Grammah

I’D LIKE TO MEET: The Huldufolk

PERSONAL MOTTO: Always bet on black.

MOST PROUD OF:  No Parasites nor STDS

REPUTATION IN HIGH SCHOOL:  “Most Outrageous” (actual superlative award: Dunwoody/Class of ’98)

THREE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE ME: Haikus On Demand

Bad Bitches 2012 apocaBITCH is December 20th at the Star Bar in Little 5 Points. A female spectrum review, apocaBITCH, will feature comedy, drag, burlesque, film, poetry, and essays as well as musical performances and followed by the End of the World Party.

The Star Community Bar is located at 437 Moreland Avenue NE, Atlanta. You can RSVP on facebook here.

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